Dictionary of Humorous Quotations Ned Sherrin

Sample quotations - arent they really hillarious?

"Better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain

"I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than the gin before breakfast" - W.C.Fields

"Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. WE are all of us looking for the key" - Alan Bennet

Dedicated to my dear fun-times friend  eutrophos and to all those  who enjoy a big laugh

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