Avalon: The Return of King Arthur

In this rousing postcript to Lawhead's bardic Pendragon Cycle (Taliesin, Merlin, Arthur, Pendragon, Grail), such a monstrous evil stalks near-future Britain that an ancient Welsh prophecy will be fulfilled: the Thames will reverse its course, Avalon will rise again from the cold gray sea and Arthur will return. A series of Royals so rotten that the Brits can't wait to dump the whole stinking lot enables scheming Prime Minister Waring to creepAtrick by political dirty trickAtoward Magna Carta II, the abolition of the monarchy.

Super Goofballs, Book 1: That Stinking Feeling By Peter Hannan

Amazing Techno Dude and the Bodacious Backwards Woman are hot on the trail of a fiendishly supersmelly supervillain! Also on the case: their eight Super Goofball roommates! (Nine if you count the Impossibly Tough Two-Headed Infant as two!) Smells like . . . trouble!