When Archimedes - the world-famous technologist and erstwhile deviant - finds himself naked in the middle of town, he inadvertently breaks Winton's First Rule of Artful Diplomacy: "Do not talk to fishies." Now, with an ill-mannered, highly-dependent water-dweller in his care, Archimedes must navigate a complex world filled with admen, foreign soldiers and dubiously-accredited engineers! "Archimedes' Fish" is a SteamDuck picture-book for quick-witted adults and children who have already been emotionally scarred.